The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
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