What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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