don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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