I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
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