I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
I am coming home with the worst sun burn of my life, two unused condoms, and an unworn slutty dress. Worst. Bachelorette. Party. Ever.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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