Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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