Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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