u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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