I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Randomize
