DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
It's official: I now only own one pair of jeans that I haven't blown the crotch out of. It might be time to put a stop to red wine Wednesdays.
You mean, in addition to red wine every-fucking-days?
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