Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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