Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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