My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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