fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all.
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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