he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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