if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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