My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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