Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I want you more than these girls want KFC
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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