girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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