You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
So my niece decided to play "lets make shapes out of your bruises" with me and told me that one of them looks like a shark bite. Bravo, sir. Bravo.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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