Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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