I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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