Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Did you like my voicemail? Sounded like I was being murdered, right?
By a pack of ravenous dildos
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
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