no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I just forgot I was standing up.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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