Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I think people are normalizing furries
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Randomize
