I cockslap morals
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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