So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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