I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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