Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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