after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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