oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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