Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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