White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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