i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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