so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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