Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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