i don't plan on having that self control this summer
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I look better un-naked...
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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