he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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