i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
