Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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