This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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