i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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