ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
where are my eyebrows?
Randomize
