yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
On a scale of 1 to i should hide, how deep did i dig my grave?
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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