its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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