I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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