I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
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