its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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