but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
