do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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