her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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