my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
