I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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