Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
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